Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/30/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters.
0:02.1	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:05.8	The question is, whose love life is more tragic.
0:11.5	It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:14.3	It's the dating game show that just added Hannibal Lecter as his hall pass.
0:19.4	Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head to find out whose dating
0:24.2	life is the most tragic.
0:26.2	We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants.
0:30.7	In this corner, her number one aphrodisiac is eating triple the recommended daily dose of potassium.
0:38.4	That's why the boys call her banana, Joanna.
0:42.1	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
0:44.6	I'm glad you put the bandit.
0:47.0	What is it?
0:47.5	Banana.
0:47.9	A banana.
0:48.2	I'm there.
0:49.0	Brooks Foster.
0:50.4	And in the other corner, she buys all her sexy lingerie at the Hudson News in the airport.
0:56.8	That's why TSA knows her as duty-free breeze.
1:02.6	She's a charging cord as a G-string.
1:06.3	I know her real secrets, but here's how the game works.
1:08.9	One contestant will start by one of their worst dating stories. The other will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.
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