Laser Stories (4/17/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.2	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:32.4	It's the radio segment that just green lit a new Cinemax special called The Muppets After Dark.
0:40.7	Wait a minute.
0:41.9	Put the kids to bed and then watch Mrs. Piggy's late-night thirst trap.
0:46.8	And Fossey Bear's controversial interview with Kanye.
0:50.9	She was a thirst trap on my children's shows.
0:53.3	You just hear in the back, and I'm off. Are you watching? Yeah. She was a thirst trap on my children's shows. I don't know.
0:56.1	You just hear in the back, and I'm off.
0:57.2	Are you watching?
1:00.1	It gets weird with laser stories.
1:02.6	This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
1:04.6	just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
1:07.2	Those other Jeremy Kermis just don't.
1:08.6	Beaker, you.
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