Phone Tap: Ice Machine Madness

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.0	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:28.9	Does anyone like taxes?
0:32.0	I thought you said Texas.
0:34.2	I would say.
0:35.0	I was like, of course.
0:36.6	I like the things they pay for. You know, like it's nice to have a good bridge or a road without potholes every once. I mean your refunds so big. No. The taxes. It's the most frustrating thing when you look at your weekly paycheck and you see, wait, a bunch of money was taken out by taxes? I know. Yeah.
0:56.0	Jeff doesn't even know what you're paying for. I have no idea.
0:57.2	So we thought, okay, what if we took even more out of a guy's paycheck by hitting him with a work fine?
1:05.7	That's so ridiculous, there's no way it could be real.
1:09.7	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
1:12.8	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
1:16.9	Hello?
1:18.1	Hi, Ronnie.
1:21.2	Yes. Who is this?
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