It's the radio segment that's helping busy people cook on the go with their latest invention, the air fryer backpack.

Oh no.

Have your hot pockets freshly fried wherever you ride.

Ooh, I like that actually.

Why are so many dogs following me around?

It's courtesy of laser stories. The segment of every read, weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other ninja knapsacks just don't. This first laser story is out of Kentucky. 39-year-old Felicia Howard showed up to a jail in Madisonville on Sunday to bail her boyfriend

out. Oh, what a good girlfriend.

Yeah, that's a real one. Dude, I wouldn't do it. We'd like you sit there, okay? You're like a mom.

You think about what you did. Apparently, the fee was $1,400, and she handed them a stack of

hundreds.

The guards were quickly able to figure out something was amiss. Uh-oh.

And I say that because each of the 14 bills that she handed over clearly said they were for motion picture use only.

Okay, benefit of the doubt. Maybe she didn't notice. Wrong wallet. I must benefit of the doubt.

Maybe she didn't notice.

Wrong wallet.

I must have grabbed the wrong.

Could have been, yeah.

So instead of Felicia bailing her boyfriend out, she joined him in jail.

Oh, hey, that was her gold the whole time.

If only they'd put us in the same cell block.

Yeah.

They arrested her for felony possession of a forged instrument.

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