It's the radio segment that's ready to change the doorbell game.

And that's why they partnered with Ring to create the new doorbell confetti cannon.

It's a party for your neighbor looking to borrow a cup of sugar, but delivery drivers will never emotionally recover.

Oh, man.

After laser stories, the segment will read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone

else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other ding-dong disco parties just don't.

This first laser story is out of Northern California.

The other day at 6 a.m., reports came into 911 that a 47-year-old man named Trevor

Austerian was driving recklessly around town while doing Whippets.

Hey, ha.

Bro, I mean, there's an age where you're, I mean, you shouldn't be doing that, but also you're too old.

Yeah, come on, man. If you don't know doing that, but also you're too old. Yeah.

If you don't know, Whipits is another name for nitrous oxide or laughing gas.

It's used in cans of whipped cream.

And Trevor's front passenger seat was filled with them.

Cops say at one point, Treve lost control of his Land Rover at an unsafe speed, hit a curb, plowed through a bank sign.

Then hit several small trees, snapping them off at the route.

I'm so glad you didn't say small children.

Then went through a parking lot and slammed into a brick wall.

Kapolyia!

This is like a movie. He stopped himself eventually. His car was totaled and Trevor was trapped inside. So he just kept doing whippets until the cops yanked him out. Dude, I'm not even joking. I think I saw the video of this. Really? Like I saw a video of a guy at a crash scene and they were approaching like,

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