Dating A Dummy
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
A survey asked people to share the moment they realized " I think my significant other might be an idiot"...And we gathered the most hilarious responses to share with you!
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| 0:00.0 | We've all experienced our knucklehead moments in relationships. |
| 0:04.8 | Some of us more than others. |
| 0:06.7 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:08.4 | But there comes a time where it finally dawns on you that, yeah, you might be a dummy, |
| 0:14.2 | but the person you're dating is even way more stupider. |
| 0:18.4 | And I know this, because a popular publication just released the survey results from |
| 0:24.5 | thousands of Americans sharing the moments. |
| 0:27.2 | They realize their significant other might be a complete moron. |
| 0:32.5 | So we're just going to go through the list here. |
| 0:35.3 | Make you feel a little bit of better about yourself and your current relationship. |
| 0:39.5 | One guy in California said he was dating a woman and she got her boating license. |
| 0:44.5 | Oh, that's cool. |
| 0:45.2 | So she told them she wanted to celebrate it by taking her father's speedboat to Hawaii. |
| 0:50.9 | Oh, that's a boat. |
| 0:52.4 | Wow. |
| 0:53.0 | It's a joke, right? |
| 0:54.8 | She was serious. |
| 0:55.9 | When he questioned her about the distance from California to Hawaii, she said, oh, no problem. |
| 0:59.7 | I'll pack some sandwiches. |
| 1:01.3 | No. |
| 1:02.8 | It's like the guy that went to Hawaii and had a whole Instagram following on it. |
| 1:06.6 | Maybe she's still traveling there right now. |
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