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With laser stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other cereal masticators just don't.

This first laser story is out of Florida.

All right.

Strong story.

Recently at Port Orange Country Club, someone called 911 and said at least 20 people were involved in a physical fight on a pickleball court.

What?

They threw down at country clubs like that.

At least some of them were seniors.

One of those people was 63-year-old Anthony Sapienza.

He apparently started to fight over a rules violation where he accused another player

of stepping in the kitchen, the area right by the net.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Alexis has been on the court. You can't step in the kitchen right by the net. There and nobody got time for that. Alexis has been on the corner.

You can't step in the kitchen.

According to police, they had words.

And then after the match, Anthony called the other player's wife the word you never want to hear.

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