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It's the radio segment that's trying to do some good in the world by accepting donations of excess facial hair shavings to make tiny wigs for self-conscious balding hamsters.

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So donate your clippings today to locks of fuzz for laser stories.

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The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we have a laser.

And those other alipini weenies just don't.

This first laser story is out of the United Kingdom.

A woman's going viral after she caught her boyfriend cheating and got back at him in a pretty

clever way.

Okay.

Her last day at his place, she made a video where she opens up the curtain rods above

one of his windows and stuffs a bunch of shrimp in there.

Oh, that's going to smell.

You're never going to find it.

She says his place stunk for months, and he couldn't figure out why.

That's going to ruin any of his future dates.

Yeah.

Her video inspired other people to tell their own revenge stories in the comments, and some of those are pretty solid, too.

Here's a few good ones.

One guy removed a back panel from his ex's TV and stuffed crab meat in there.

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