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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (12/22/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Society & Culture, Relationships, Entertainment News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

Hello, it's names and stories.

0:05.0

It's the radio segment that's helping out the shy guys who don't have a holiday date this year with mistletoe drones.

0:13.0

A drone!

0:15.0

Type in your crush's address and the drone will suddenly show up to her house right before you do. Okay. Uh-oh. Steady

0:23.9

is going to get a kiss this year. Excuse me, but I've been wet in my wiffle. 30 minutes for this

0:29.7

cap. That's right. And it's all thanks to laser stories. The second where we read weird news

0:35.0

stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other tonsil touches just don't. Thank you, laser story. This first laser story is out of Louisiana. It was around midnight when Domino's pizza delivery guy, Terrence Watson, pulled up to a house of what he thought was a legitimate delivery. Uh-oh. Oh, I said the same thing as the sound effect. You guys are on the same page.

0:56.0

As Terrence got out of his car, a person in a hooded sweatshirt swiped the pizza

1:01.0

and demanded 20 bucks.

1:04.0

Hey nobody got time for that?

1:05.0

You already got the pizza.

1:07.0

Terence gave it to him and then reported the incidents to police.

1:10.0

Yeah. Then just seven days later, he had another delivery on the exact same street. Oh, no. At just around midnight. Oh, don't go, Terrence. And you guessed it, the same thing happened. Come on, man. You can just keep calling him back? Now he's up to 40 bucks. Same exact dude, jumped out, took the pizza, and demanded another $20 cash. You know, I do like a robber that's not picky about the topping soap. Yeah, that's true. He's notty. However, this time, police were able to track him down by tracing the cell phone number he used to place the order. And when the cops arrived at his house, they found a vital piece of evidence in the man's trash can.

1:46.7

A Domino's Pizza Box.

1:50.7

That'll do it.

1:52.6

Do you think he would have given himself up if it would have been Hawaiian pizza?

1:56.8

I deserve to be behind bars for this.

1:59.3

I'll wait to be arrested.

2:00.3

So they took him away, and not surprisingly, a little while later,

2:03.3

Terrence was back at Domino's and got a call to deliver a pizza to the local jail.

2:08.6

Oh, no, she didn't.

2:10.5

Can't fool me three times, sir.

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