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It's the radio segment that's making your holiday gatherings way less boring with the new Christmas beer bong.

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Cheer on Grandma Mabel as she takes seven eggnogs to the dome in under five seconds.

Thanks to Laser Stories.

Oh my God, I really got a great Grandma Mabel who loved Agnod. Mabel, Mabel, Mabel, Mabel. It's laser stories. This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other Yuletide Yeager Meisters just don't. This first laser story is out of Salt Lake City. A female door dash driver named Courtney with a K

was caught on camera dropping off a bag of food, taking a photo for the app,

and then spraying something on it before leaving.

This like signature perfume scent.

Courtney with the K was here

It seemed like it

The customer who didn't know that happened

Says they'd ordered $30 worth of Arby's

I know

$30 of Arby's sounds like it's for a wedding of 200

But he swears it was just for him

And his wife

Wow

Yo the roast beef sandwiches brick you were with me on this.

So fire.

My kids have never eaten there, but they love screaming,

We have the meat.

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