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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (11/28/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

Hello, it's ladies and stories.

0:05.0

It's the radio segment that's getting in on the sleep industry with a controversial new product that takes your own fat from your body and injects it into the mattresses for even more cushion and an extra restful sleep.

0:19.0

It's called fatruses., I love it. Look out, temperedic. The fatress is here. You may want to sleep on the left side. There's something to just a cellulite on the right side. I sleep with a fat number four. Get yours with laser stories. I'm great, I got the belly button on my side.gment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

0:39.3

except we've got a laser.

0:40.8

Anapatrous.

0:41.8

His other pillow punchers just don't.

0:43.7

This first laser story is out of Massachusetts.

0:46.5

A woman named Danielle Marie had one of the worst days of her life.

0:50.8

As she was driving to work, she was involved in an accident and her car exploded in a

0:56.5

fire. Luckily, she was able to escape without harm, but not her car. In her TikTok video, you can see

1:05.2

her walk up to the charred remains of her red four-door sedan. The window is busted out. The seats are all melted. Oh my God. And the entire interior is just a big smoky mess. Hey nobody got time for that? Oh, no. That is crazy. What is she going to do, drive off? Like, hey, it's fine, guys. That's what Alexis would do. After that, she reaches down to the cup holder where her Stanley water bottle is.

1:28.6

It has a small black mark on the handle, but other than that, the gold finish is largely untouched.

1:35.4

Whoa, I can survive anything. How? That's when she picks it up and shakes it. And even after going through a fire, the Stanley still has ice in it.

1:45.2

Those things are weapons.

1:47.0

They could save you.

1:48.7

That's amazing, though.

1:50.0

Are you serious?

1:51.1

It's kind of crazy.

1:52.3

Her video exploded with over 30 million views

1:55.1

with almost everyone calling on Stanley

1:57.4

to give her a new cup.

1:58.9

Sounds like these things should have a lifetime warranty. The president of the company finally chimed in saying,

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