Laser Stories (11/14/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0	It's the radio segment that's changing the fragrance game with a new Yankee candle called scent overload.
0:12.4	What is that?
0:13.1	The candle that smells like an entire Yankee candle store, all in one.
0:19.1	It's like in everything bagel, but for candles.
0:21.6	Oh, no.
0:22.6	Mixes cranberry, vanilla, cinnamon, fish, cheese, and bonfire.
0:27.4	All into one overpowering, eye-watering scent.
0:31.2	Buy it exclusively now with laser stories.
0:34.1	Fishing fish in a fire.
0:35.6	A segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
0:39.0	except we've got a laser.
0:40.4	Those other wick tricks just don't.
0:42.2	This first laser story is out of, why am I not surprised?
0:45.7	Florida.
0:46.5	Florida.
0:47.2	A 21-year-old woman named Yasmin Irazo was caught super speeding at 107 miles per hour recently, where the posted speed limit in the area was 55.
0:59.1	Wow.
0:59.7	Oh my gosh.
1:00.9	She's just so flat and straight, you know.
1:03.2	It's hard.
1:03.7	I'm not you're going to realize you're going like 20 over.
1:05.8	You listen to good music.
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