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Brooke and Jeffrey

Jose's Failed Phone Taps

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Not every Phone Tap goes as planned, which is why we've been saving some of Jose's funniest FAILS and are going to let you hear them! 

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0:00.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:02.5

And out of all of our segments that we record, I would say the hardest one to pull off.

0:08.0

And Brooke, tell me if you agree with me here.

0:09.7

The hardest ones are the phone taps.

0:12.9

Oh, yeah.

0:14.5

They are because you have to be funny.

0:17.2

You have to be on.

0:18.4

You have to be quick.

0:19.5

And then you just hope that the other person reacts in a good way. Dude, and you hope do they stay on the line line line? Yes. That's the thing. So much can go wrong with them. The person could just not answer at all. They could hang up on us immediately. That happens. Or Brooke could realize, oops, she's hooked up with this guy before back in her 20s.

0:38.1

It actually happens a lot.

0:39.7

We have to hang up on a ton of unemployed dudes named Brian.

0:43.0

I love those ones.

0:44.2

Oh, man.

0:45.3

Don't even get me started on the brads.

0:47.0

But the most frustrating is when the person figures out it's a prank before we even get to the juice. Oh, yeah. Because then all that preparation and planning we did goes right out the window and we can't even air the calls. Yeah, and I don't know people just, and it's our job to, like, have something to air. I think it's funny because it's like they want you to continue to. I'm like, we're not going. Yeah, I know.

1:11.6

It's okay. It's okay.

1:12.2

No, we cannot air them.

1:15.5

Or can we.

1:17.6

What?

1:18.0

Because this past year, we've made a concerted effort, especially with one of the most

1:22.7

recognizable voices on the show, Jose, to not throw out his failed phone taps.

1:29.3

Oh, yeah.

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