It's the radio segment that's mashing together McDonald's and Wendy's to create a limited

time sea snack, the filet of fish frosty.

Ew, it's so crumb.

Now comes in tasty tilapia or halibut chunks.

Oh, my kids don't need to use those gummy sharks anymore.

There you go.

Put the ocean in your mouth with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other sardine smoothies just don't.

This first laser story is out of Florida.

All right.

A 44-year-old man named Peter Riera

raises chickens for a living.

And the other night, he was out at a bar knocking back a few

when he got into a discussion about poultry.

Well, as you would if you're a chicken farmer.

This is his area of expertise, and it was with three other guys who'd been drinking most of the night. And that discussion turned into a full-blown argument.

Listen to the expert here, guys.

Of course, in his mind, Peter is the foremost expert in these bozos didn't know what they

were talking about when he came to chickens. There's a lot of chicken idiots out there, Jeff.

Like someone talking us about radio. I think we know a little bit. Yeah. You know, we're in it.

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