Battle of the Tinder Dates (11/12/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters.
0:02.1	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:05.8	The question is, whose love life is more tragic.
0:11.4	It's battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:14.2	It's the dating game show that believes every good first date should be riddled with crabs.
0:19.5	Because you went out to a fancy seafood restaurant.
0:23.0	I was going to say.
0:24.2	Isn't that nice?
0:25.9	It's a battle of the Tinder dates where two of our listeners go head to head and sometimes
0:31.1	mouth to mouth to find out whose love life is the most tragic.
0:34.7	We'll go over the rules in just a second.
0:36.7	But first, let's meet today's contestants.
0:39.1	In this corner, he's not trying to rush things physically.
0:42.6	That's good.
0:43.2	In fact, he says he's saving himself for his third marriage.
0:46.4	Meet self-control Cole.
0:49.0	That's really funny.
0:50.3	Hello.
0:51.5	Hello, everyone.
0:53.7	I'm glad you held back in your first two marriages.
0:56.5	Yeah, exactly.
0:57.8	Good job, Cole.
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