It's the radio segment that's getting into the laundry game.

Instead of snuggle the fabric softener bear, it's the fabric softener beer called snuggle suds.

Hey!

Imagine it's beer-scented fabric softener.

Oh, I see. Imagine going into your next job interview reeking of confidence and michelope ultra that's right you're getting hired with laser

stories the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does

except we've got a laser other budwiser boxer briefs just don't this first laser story is out of the Midwest

a huge swath of the country just got nailed by snow and ice and when that happens it's

always nice to see stories about people helping people oh honestly it renews my faith

well this isn't one of them.

Because a 32-year-old man in St. Louis named Parker Colston got his car stuck in the snow while trying to get into a parking garage.

Luckily, another guy in an SUV showed up and helped him get out.

Dude, that's awesome.

But things took an unexpected turn right after that

when the same guy who helped free Parker's car

pulled a gun and then demanded his keys.

So he just helped him out so that he could steal the car more easily.

Which is smart because he's not going to rob him when it's stuck in the dish.

Yeah, that's right.

Parker was confused at the start until the man yelled,

don't you get it?

I'm robbing you.

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