It's the radio segment that's developing a new in-home feature to help you save some space.

You've heard of fold-away beds.

Yeah, yeah.

Introducing the fold-away bidet.

What's that?

One minute, it's a couch.

But you pull a lever. Next thing you know, it's a couch. But you pull a lever.

Next thing you know, it's a fully functional toilet that shoots water right where you need it the most.

Not a drinking fountain.

Good point, Jose.

It's the foldaway bidet.

Only with laser stories.

The segment where we read, weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other bert squirts just don't.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, we're working on the tagline.

I'll admit that.

This first laser story is out of the one and only Florida.

Let's go.

A 28-year-old man named Austin Simmons was having some lunch, sitting on a bench in a downtown bus terminal, when he just fell asleep.

Did I feel you?

I could fall asleep on a bench right now.

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