Laser Stories (1/14/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0	Hello, it's ladies and stories.
0:05.4	It's the radio segment that's helping Jim Bros.
0:07.8	Hydrate even harder with a new non-FDA approved beverage called H2Brow.
0:15.2	Yeah.
0:16.1	Water infused with creatine, testosterone, and a Romanian steroid harvested from killer sandworms.
0:23.8	Oh yeah.
0:24.8	Make your muscles jealous of themselves.
0:27.6	Wow.
0:28.6	My right arm is so mad at my left arm.
0:31.6	It's a laser story.
0:32.6	The segment where we read, weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we've got a laser those other water weaklings
0:39.3	just don't. This first laser story
0:41.3	is out of the happiest place on earth.
0:43.7	Now I need to qualify this
0:47.2	because some are saying this story is fake
0:49.4	news. Others are saying
0:51.3	it's real and it got leaked by
0:53.3	somebody over at the mouse house.
0:55.3	Okay.
0:55.7	I'll be the judge of that.
0:56.9	A news article recently came out that said Disney was offering select customers a $10 million park ticket.
1:05.0	Okay, I already think it's false.
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