Sneaky husbands, two-time-in-wives, bad boyfriends, even worse girlfriends.

They thought they could get away with it, but now they're about to get busted.

In the children's nursery rhyme, hey-diddle-diddle, the cat and the fiddle, we all know the dish runs away with the spoon to have an affair in the pantry.

What?

But nobody ever talks about the dish's poor wife, the salad bowl, who he left alone in

the cupboard while she was pregnant with his baby flatware.

Oh my God.

A six-piece set.

Wow.

Disgusting, I know.

What a dead meat. I just wish that salad bowl could come on our show and share the full story of what happened at that debauchous dinner party with her dirty dish of a husband. Dude, I hope she got with a saucer just to pay him back. I hope so, too. Because that's what Busted is all about. Shaming your exes for their stupid, philandering life choices.

And we have a few listeners on the phone ready to tell us

their stories of betrayal and extramarital forkplay.

Starting with Julie, tell us how you busted your significant other.

My mom got back into dating recently, and she asked me to help her set up her app okay I don't know

sorry it just worries me when any story starts with your mom when we're talking about cheating

oh yeah yeah yeah together why did you really help her did you sabotage her no I did I helped

her set up her app okay showing her how to her how to swipe. And while she was doing it, to one of the people, she says,

oh, this guy's super cute. Like, he could almost be twins with your boyfriend.

Oh, no. Oh. Wait a minute.

Please tell me your boyfriend as a twin brother.

Yeah.

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