It's the radio segment that created a Google Maps just for the inside of Ikeas.

So that you can get from the schmorbals over to the fling flirting section in under two hours

Yay! That's how long I'm usually lost in that place.

And the traffic's always on red. It's so busy. It's laser stories. The segment where we read

weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we got

a laser and those other Swedish feetballs just don't. This first laser story is

out of Chilliwack, British Columbia.

Real place. Yeah. I know, it's just fun to say.

Rajnish and Harprit Dalwan found their dream home right next to a park and they live there for two peaceful years until a

pickleball court was installed and their life was literally ruined.

Kapoia! Kapoia!

You can the pickleball? Now the couple hears the sound of a ball striking a paddle for 11 hours a day every day in every room of their home.

Oh my God.

But you get first dibs on the court.

I don't think about that.

The court is only 30 feet from the residents.

Wow, that's really close.

And they say since it's been going on for almost a year, they now have auditory hallucinations.

Wow.

Without drugs?

It's like reprogramming their brains.

So even when there is no ball, they still hear it.

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