Second date update.

Dear Brooke and Jeffrey.

This is an email that we got, so I'm just going to read it for everybody.

So formal, cool.

Dear Brooke and Jeffrey, I'm mad at you.

Oh, no.

I matched with a super cute girl the other day, and my date went horribly wrong, and it's all your fault.

Why this time? The least you can do is help me

fix it and get me a second date signed Jeremy. Is that who's on the phone with us right now? The

complainer? Okay. Okay. Well, I mean, it came in hard. I'm putting hard back. That was actually

one of the nicer emails that we've gotten all week long. And I don't know any more detail than that. Don't open the ones for management. So let's just talk to him really quick. Jeremy, welcome to the show. Hey, thanks. Okay. And first, I would like to apologize for whatever misleading or ignorant thing Brooks said to purposely mess up your love life. We don't know if it was more. She's going to deny it. Deep down, though, she is very sorry. I'm not sorry. See, I told you. I told you she's denied it. I mean, you're just coming out of so hard, Jeremy, telling us it's our fault. Your date went bad? Why do you say that? Why is it our fault? Because the sky is blue, owls exist, you know?

Because it's just the reality

of life. Can't argue with that type of logic.

It is facts. We don't really help people at all.

Who'd you go out with?

Dana. Dana.

Dana. Okay. Okay. And how did you meet

Dana? Well, I mean, first of all, let me just say this.

I'll listen to you guys all the time.

Oh, thank you, bro.

Okay, now we like you.

That's all you had to say.

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