Laser Stories (03/07/22)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2022
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the radio segment that just got rejected by Mattel for a new toy pack. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh no. |
| 0:11.0 | Like Barbie's Dreamhouse, he pitched Ken's Wet Dream. |
| 0:14.0 | No. |
| 0:15.0 | It's just him sitting by the pool. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah, I play with that doll all the time. |
| 0:20.0 | Well, he's trying, Brooke God. |
| 0:22.0 | It's laser stories. |
| 0:24.0 | The segment where we read weird news stories from around the glove just like everyone else does, |
| 0:28.0 | except we have a laser. |
| 0:29.0 | There's other snott dogs just don't. |
| 0:31.0 | There's first laser stories out of Elmer, Kentucky. |
| 0:35.0 | 35-year-old Joseph Hellerd walked into his local mini-mart recently with confident exuberance. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh. |
| 0:42.0 | See, Joseph had a good feeling about the day. |
| 0:44.0 | He was hopeful he might stumble into some riches because he zeroed in on purchasing his favorite scratch-off lottery tickets. |
| 0:51.0 | He is a happy boy. |
| 0:54.0 | Unfortunately for him, every single one he bought was a complete and total loser. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, I smell his coat. |
| 1:00.0 | Why are we talking about him? |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | I mean, that would be the majority of people who buy up. |
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