Larry's Wardrobe Provided By Campbell's Soup (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2012

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Larry takes Jerry Seinfeld and George Wallace to help him pick out a a brand new 1989 Mercury Colony Park wagon back in, well, 1989 obviously. Porsche? Nah. Camaro? Feh. The Colony Park winds up being his chick magnet! Also, Larry talks about his wardrobe, including his 30-year-old pants and why there is absolutely nothing wrong with them. Don't judge, you! And find out the the best place for clam chowder. Is it Boston? Is it San Francisco? Is it in your shirt pocket?And Larry returns from the road to find his house in an odd state. Yes, of course he finds it in the state of California, smart guy. But he more specifically finds it in a state of disarray! This tale is replete with intrigue! Sabotage! Hampers! Newspapers!Has Larry laughed in the face of the soap gods once again by pushing the bounds of how many bars of soap can be melded together? Or has he learned his lesson and stuck with four bars? Act surprised when you hear the answer, OK?Will the show lose its edge if it starts making a million dollars? We say no, but we sure would like the chance to find out.Remember, you can't say hiLARIous Without Larry and you don't have to be a Rockefeller to help a fella.Quote of the week: "Talk about old fashioned. She's just a lunatic."

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:07.0	Hi, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And that's the truth, we really are.
0:16.0	And you know what? I feel like the luckiest guy in the world still.
0:19.0	I'm 100% Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris came over here tonight just to record some messages
0:25.2	to let you know that we're in a great place and we can't wait to start working
0:29.2	again naturally before recording this we went out to have a giant meal of barbecued beef and
0:34.5	that's why we're so happy but folks I can't tell you everything you send in
0:39.5	means so much to us the messages messages, the letters, everything, the cards, just thank you.
0:45.7	And I know you're listening to shows that have been broadcast again, but we're just glad you
0:49.2	like it and can't wait to get back to work.
0:51.7	There are so many things to do, and I can't wait to tell you some of the stories about what's been happening.
0:56.0	So take care of yourself and I'll see you soon. This week on Ace on the House.
1:05.0	Went to my 10-year reunion, Ray peed on me.
1:08.0	I don't really recall that by the way.
1:10.0	We were standing at the urinals and it was about three quarters your way in.
1:14.6	And it was winding down. And you turned over 90 degrees and you pissed on my leg.
1:20.8	And then I said, hey man, come on man, I'm wearing a suit.
1:25.2	And you weren't like, hey man, old times, man.
1:28.0	And I was like, well, all right.
1:29.8	It's old times.
1:30.5	It's good good a deal.
1:31.3	I mean, that's what you do.
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