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Larry Miller Show

Larry Miller: Truck Drivin' S.O.B. (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2012

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Larry grinds the granny gear as a chain smokin', C.B. jokin' truck driving S.O.B. (With all due respect to Deadbolt.) Yes, hear about how a teenaged Larry bluffed his way into a job behind the wheel of a commercial truck.The battle of the battered hamper continues in the Miller household. Larry and his wife both respond by throwing their clothes in a pile on the floor for three weeks. Larry again talks about his reluctance to chuck worn out clothes. Then we hear about a listener who is mourning the loss of his beloved soap bar collection, which was not-so-inadvertently thrown out by his wife.What's the difference between the number 6 and the number 9? (If you said 3, you may be right and also possibly a smart aleck.) And we also learn that it's very, very difficult to park an aircraft carrier in Afghanistan. And learn the difference between white meat and the other white meat.And by...Quote of the week: "I'm white meat."

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Karola Digital.

0:05.0

This is Karola Digital.

0:08.0

Hi folks, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all and here's the good news I really am and we all really are

0:19.1

This is for real Colonel Jeff and Dr. Chris and I knew we wanted to get a message out because you've

0:24.2

been writing such great things to say there's a reason we haven't been on the air.

0:28.8

It's a fantastic reason because I was, well, kidnapped that night of the last show I was kidnapped and I was

0:35.6

taken to one of those islands in the Pacific from the Flint movies and they wanted me

0:40.5

to join them it was a volcano island and the whole top was cut off and they'd wanted me to join them. It was a volcano island and the whole top was cut off and they kept saying why don't you join us and move into the future with us and they'd sit me down by the pool where all the beautiful women in the bikinis walk by and they said look you can have one of these girls anytime you want and

0:53.7

there's always one guy on the other side of the pool juggling Indian clubs I never

0:58.2

understood why but I kept saying gee it sounds terrific but I didn't want to join

1:02.2

them I didn't want to join them.

1:02.8

I didn't want to join anybody.

1:04.4

I want to join you.

1:05.7

And then one day I looked outside my window.

1:07.8

It was beautiful, sweet, nice, with a railing that goes around,

1:10.4

and I saw coming up the cliff.

1:12.3

Up the mountain cliff was Colonel Jeff and Dr. Chris on huge thick ropes and they normally call that repelling I think

1:20.3

But it was really repellent because they were crying so much and they had equipment

1:26.2

with them to record. They didn't come to rescue me. They came to record a message to say,

1:31.1

you know what, we're coming back soon and there's a good story

1:34.6

behind it and there really is I can't tell you how good it is to be well still in the

1:40.5

game of life and coming back and I can't wait to talk to you for real life.

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