And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really wonders how England conquered the world.

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, is it ever beautiful here on Miloronia today?

It's a gorgeous day. Makes you feel great.

Boy, sets your teeth just right and it makes you feel ready for a good meal afterwards that

Colonel Jeff and I are going to have.

And gee, it's just is, it's gorgeous.

I know, I know, I know, I control the weather, and I make it gorgeous.

But it's still worth saying it's a beautiful, beautiful day.

And as always, that, well, the music makes me feel great

makes Colonel Jeff feel good too that's the Dave Meath Orchestra and the Helen Amor dancers featuring boy tenor Jim Bratarick asking the musical question

if D-Day was the longest day what was the shortest day?

Well, that's a heck of a question, Jim. It really is.

And by the way, I love the movie The Longest Day,

and I never, to this this moment thought of it as oh that's why it was called

the longest day because people thought well D day was the longest day there was so

much at stake. Good Lord there were it could have gone

sour at all sorts of different points and well thankfully it't, but that was the longest day. Terrific movie.

But what was the shortest day?

Well, I'll tell you what, I think the shortest day is the day here on Milaronia that you're

scheduled to be thrown into the volcano.

And yes, there's a last meal you get.

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