Larry Announces His Return & Dine and Dash With Larry Miller (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2012

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Larry intros this rerun with an announcement about his return to the podcasting airwaves. For you Larryphiles out there, note that this is the episode that was recorded the day after the "Lost Episode," which was aired last week. Stay tuned at the end of this show for a little bonus 3 minute promo for this episode that we're pretty sure was never used. In this episode: Larry speaks out against the dine and ditch. You know, the chew and screw? The eat and fleet? The mash and dash? The ol' grub and snub? (Is anyone still reading?) You get the point. And why does Larry always get blamed for things? Whatever the reason is, it must be in his chromosomes, because now his kids are getting blamed for things as well. Then we get to hear about the day Larry learned he could chug beer and him getting knocked out by a left hook. Are these two stories related? The smart money is on "yes." Later, Larry sarcastically lobbies for giving Guinness to children. And finally comes the tale of the enemies Larry is inadvertently making on Facebook. Is another left hook coming his way? Again, the smart money is on "yes." Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us, The Count of Monte Sarcasm has left the building. Quote of the week: "Watch out for lefty."

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0:00.0	This is
0:05.4	This is Corolla Digital.
0:11.0	This is Corolla Digital. Howsin, This week on Allison Rosen is your new best friend Jay Moore.
0:18.0	Are you looking for validation though?
0:21.0	Well that's the only reason you do it. That's the only reason we're here as entertainers.
0:25.6	Right. No, on this earth. On this earth is look at me, look at me, look at me, and
0:31.2	when they don't valid, when I went I went to Louisville did not sell the amount
0:37.5	of tickets I mean by half that I'm used to selling I won't be back to Louisville
0:41.5	so because they didn't validate me.
0:44.0	There's the reason I play Irvine twice a year.
0:46.0	It's always fucking full.
0:48.0	Super full in Orange County and Denver and Boston and Jersey and New York and you know
0:52.5	know Jersey and New York and you know so yeah I definitely need validation
0:56.4	that's that's one of my big flaws when I take that
0:59.5	fearless moral inventory of myself as I'm an ego maniac that constantly needs validation
1:05.1	but I don't it doesn't
1:08.3	sicken me about me what sickens me about me is my inability to not interrupt and shut up and just I wish I was like the strong
1:16.2	silent type.
1:17.2	Subscribed to Allison Rosen is your new best friend on iTunes or go to Allison Rosen.com only from Corolla Digital.
1:25.0	Allison's your new best friend.
1:28.0	Hi, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
1:32.0	And I want to thank you, first of all, for the Hi, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
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