LaRhonda Is My Girl

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Tommy poses as an inmate and calls a man to inform him that his wife was his girl before he got locked up.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:06.4	Coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for
0:10.7	today, and the subject is undies in his suitcase.
0:16.8	We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few, because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for is, Neff? Well, I'm getting ready to get out of jail on this prank right here. I'm getting ready to get out of jail. And Loranda is my girl. And yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all you need to know. That's a good setup right there.
0:38.4	Laurent is my girl. I'm getting ready to get out of jail. Let's go, cat dog. Here it is.
0:43.8	Hello?
0:44.5	This call will be recorded and monitored. I have a collect call from an inmate.
0:51.7	If you would like to accept this and future collect calls, please press 4. Hello? Hello? Yeah, yeah, hello. I'm trying to... This Riding, Rionty D. I'm trying to reach Lironda. Lironda? Yeah. Lironda, f***. Do I have the wrong number? No, you got the right number, man. That's my wife. Who is this? Okay, okay, okay. Hold up, now. This right. Right. I'm calling for LeRond to Frike, who, you know, that was my girl for I got locked up. I'm trying to. Pump your brakes. Hold on, hold on, man.
1:30.5	We've been married for about two years, man. I don't know what you're talking about, man. You might have the wrong number. Okay, hold up then. Wait a minute. Wait, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. I know the, Loronda ain't, man. I know the f*** this like...
1:25.6	What?
1:26.1	Say, man, hold up, man.
1:28.8	Wait a minute.
1:29.7	Lirondra is married. Yeah, man. Just in case you can hear me. Lirondra's married. We got a 16-month-old child, man. All right? And we've been man for two years. I don't know who you calling.
2:02.4	I'm calling for Loranda.
2:06.1	I'm fin to get up out of this in six weeks.
2:10.2	I've been writing letters and all kinds of stuff, sending them to her mama house.
2:10.9	Whoa, whoa.
2:12.1	You're trying to tell me.
2:12.7	You're trying to see. Well, you've been sending what?
2:13.9	To her mama house?
2:14.8	I've been sending letters.
2:16.1	I've been sending letters since the day I got locked down.
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