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Run That Prank

3 Minute Remarks

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

A man is being taken off the program from doing 3 minute remarks for the funeral because of concern from the family.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.2

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter

0:09.5

for today, and the subject is, he is stuck to me like glue.

0:14.2

Mmm, pretty sticky.

0:16.2

You ought to be glad.

0:17.6

Yeah, we'll find out what that's all about in just a bit.

0:21.9

Who don't want a sticky man? You ought to want a stick it man. What's that?

0:26.5

We'll find out just a bit. Right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What's

0:32.0

got, Neff? Well, fairly, you know, we always have this problem. You know, we as African-Americans, we have this problem when we go to a funeral and the minister says, you know, can you keep your remarks for three minutes?

0:49.3

There's some people that love to go to funerals.

0:51.1

I don't know if y'all know.

0:52.0

That's a whole thing, Tommy.

0:53.9

They love going out of it. They don't even know the person. I love to go to funerals I don't know if y'all know that. That's a whole thing, Tommy. They love going out of it.

0:55.3

Don't even know the person. Don't even know the person. Don't even know. Got that black suit, that blue suit. They ready, boy, you know, from a male perspective. They read. Tommy, that had to see the body. And see, I don't get that. I don't, that's the last thing I want to see.

0:52.6

Yes.

0:53.6

That's the last thing I want to see. Yes.

1:11.8

That's the last thing I want to see is the body.

1:14.8

She had to see the body.

1:17.1

I want to remember the loved one in my head the way I got them.

1:21.2

I don't need to see the body.

1:24.0

She didn't go to any closed casket funerals.

1:27.1

And don't let me get to talk closed casket funerals. Okay.

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