Laraine Newman

The JV Club with Janet Varney

Maximum Fun

Comedy Interviews, Jv, Arts, Maximumfun, Interview, Janet, Leisure, High School, Club, Varney, Comedy

5.0 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2012

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Possibly the only Saturday Night Live cast member who not only founded The Groundlings but who also sported a chic BACK BRACE in high school, Laraine Newman reminisces over rubber animal erasers, evil gym coaches, and the wonders and woes of having two teenage daughters of her own.

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0:00.0	Now entering Nurdist.com. Oh, Hey, it's a JV club, and this is Janet Varnie.
0:34.4	Don't oversell it.
0:35.8	Oh, oh, oh, uh, what you're about to hear is going to blow your mind in such a way you won't be able to go back to your regular life.
0:44.0	Hey everybody I am here with the one the only
0:49.0	Lorraine Newman.
0:51.0	Here I am.
0:52.0	Hello.
0:53.0	Hello Janet.
0:55.0	You're welcome. I want everything in your house.
0:58.0	Uh, thank you.
0:59.0	Am I not supposed to say we're in your house?
1:01.0	No, you can say.
1:02.0	Like I'm afraid someone's going to show up and stock me. No, no, it's just like, you know, no, we're in a professional recording studio. What are you talking about?
1:10.0	I'll tell you what will give that away right away is if anything happens it will cause the
1:13.9	dog to bark which has happened in the past okay right now he seems he's yawning
1:20.1	he's yawning because he is the guardian of our humility.
1:23.0	He is the guardian of our humility.
1:25.0	There you go. And somehow he has all the grace in the world and yet none of it.
1:29.0	All rolled into one dog, one beautiful dog.
1:32.0	I'm so glad that you're here.
1:33.8	We have known each other for a few years now.
1:37.2	That's right.
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