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MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Sydnee, Marie and Andrew are quarantined on this week's Unofficial Expert. They talk how they're holding up, what shows they're watching, sex toys and so much more! Listen now! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Dog.
0:04.0	Hey everyone.
0:05.0	Hey, Marie,
0:07.0	Hey Andrew, how are we?
0:08.0	How are we doing?
0:10.0	I'm doing great.
0:12.0	Good to see your faces on Zoom again. Again. I'm not going to
0:20.0	complain this episode because I'm working on myself that's what I'm doing this
0:25.6	episode I'm gonna be a better me okay well Nick turtle knack the first stuff
0:32.1	I just want to be, I want to have a positive outlook and I just want to smash any negativity
0:40.7	that comes my way today.
0:43.0	Okay.
0:45.0	What kind of negativity has been coming your way, Sis?
0:49.0	I mean, when people keep telling me the updates, it's like, sis, I already know.
0:54.4	I know that people are dying.
0:57.2	I know that people are broke.
0:59.4	I know that our economy and president is trash.
1:04.6	I know all this stuff.
1:05.6	I can't hear it every day.
1:08.3	I can hear it, I think, once or twice a week.
1:16.7	Once or twice a week, since it's seven days and with this quarantine seven days now feels like literally half a month. You only need one or two times a week to hear updates about the coronas?
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