Lance Patrick, Caelan Biehn, Nick Davis and Chris Laxamana
The Koy Pond with Jo Koy
Starburns Audio, Jo Koy
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2016
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Don't think it just bust a mood his joint is gonna get you in the mood |
| 0:09.3 | Yo, yo, it's a coin pun. All right check it out |
| 0:14.8 | Um, I have a restaurant in Las Vegas, Nevada. What's up Nick? |
| 0:20.4 | Yo, yo, it's called yo J Shabu Shabu you beat in there Chris. Yeah, I love it |
| 0:26.0 | Let's go there. I won't go to Vegas without stopping by you promise yeah nine four four zero West Sahara |
| 0:32.3 | Inside |
| 0:33.6 | Village square. Oh God. I hope I'm right. I won't even go now unless I get to order the best thing on the menu |
| 0:39.1 | Yeah, that's that's what he does |
| 0:40.6 | Whenever you have a friend that owns something that's what you order something that you never normally order right? |
| 0:45.3 | So he orders this beef that's made in Japan itself |
| 0:49.6 | Like it's flown in from Japan. These are Japanese cows |
| 0:53.5 | Like this is it Wisconsin cows |
| 0:56.1 | Do they have cows in Wisconsin? |
| 0:58.4 | But they're but they're dairy though, right? You don't eat them right some people have beef cattle |
| 1:03.7 | But it's mostly dairy cattle |
| 1:06.0 | But this is Japanese cattle |
| 1:09.0 | Like they get served you know because Japanese people are freaks. Mm-hmm. We all know that let's not act like they're not like the the weirdest porn is Japanese porn |
| 1:17.3 | Yeah, I hear these cows eat sushi off naked women like that's how they feed them yeah, they feed them sushi |
| 1:23.2 | They they must they get massages |
| 1:26.4 | They take them off of their hooves like they hoist them up |
| 1:30.2 | They live so they don't have to they live better lifestyles than us. They live the best |
| 1:35.2 | Three years of their life. Yeah |
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