Lance Patrick and Chris Laxamana
The Koy Pond with Jo Koy
Starburns Audio, Jo Koy
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2016
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Don't take it just blessed to move his joint is gonna get you in the mood |
| 0:11.3 | Aha guess who's back. Uh-oh. Oh, oh looks like Lance Patrick is back. Yes. Yeah. Thank goodness. He's here |
| 0:20.2 | Thanks for getting over whatever you're mad at me about. I was never mad at you. What? |
| 0:25.0 | Whatever you got mad at yourself. You didn't talk to me for like four weeks. Jesus Christ |
| 0:30.0 | I was in the hospital too. Uh four weeks. You deserve to be in the hospital to be honest on real on some real on that real tip |
| 0:38.0 | See that's on that real real real tip. You deserve to be in the hospital |
| 0:42.6 | No, you know what that's where the devil is clearly winning in your life. That's that's what I'm trying to say |
| 0:47.8 | You deserve to be in that hospital on real |
| 0:51.7 | Did you get to be better? Yeah, Lance Patrick's here and Chris Loxamon is sitting at the at the at the helm |
| 0:59.0 | Fresh Kai and we got Nick over there behind the boards, which means everything will get messed up |
| 1:05.9 | Yeah, look at his hair looks like Alfa. Yeah, he doesn't care. He doesn't even see it |
| 1:10.7 | Critt up and Chris Nick wakes up and takes a shower and then just leads |
| 1:16.3 | You know, you know what dries Nick off his clothes |
| 1:20.2 | He doesn't even put yeah, Nick. Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, sometimes I'll just jump back in a bad wet just roll around |
| 1:26.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no nothing stops up a wet body better than sheets damn right damn right the only thing that gets wet in his bed |
| 1:36.2 | Sorry |
| 1:38.2 | Those zingers do you have? |
| 1:40.8 | He's checking |
| 1:43.8 | Lance Lance never mind |
| 1:47.2 | You might as well just say that's what she said at the end of everything you say one in my head |
| 1:51.5 | That's what I do say that's what she said. Yeah, he mouths it sometimes. Oh, that's what she said |
| 1:56.7 | You got you got something to say Nick go ahead. I got nothing for you. That's what she said |
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