Lamorne Morris 3.0 (The Halloween Episode)
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2020
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! We have a big time guest for this spooky episode. DENZEL WASHINGTON! As Jake Shuttlesworth from "He Got Game," 'Zel joins Rick on the balcony to talk about basketball and acting… oh wait it's actually…
Lamorne Morris who needs no introduction to the TYSO family as you’ve seen him on two previous episodes, but this time he joins us as a MOVIE STAR (move over Denzel) fresh off the release of Bloodshot with Vin Diesel, Eiza González and Sam Heughan (all future guests of the pod). Lamorne part comes fully equipped to do his best impersonations and refurbs the Marshall Rugs commercial like you wouldn’t believe.
They talk about Lamorne's new Hulu series, Woke, and what it has been like going on talk shows/podcasts to promote such serious subject matter.
Rick enquires about his intense work out regime, what its like transitioning from TV star in New Girl to fully fledged action movie star, and how he picks roles now.
They get into their rapping history and give you all a little sneak peak of a project they did back in 2018 (full clip available to those sign up for Patreon).
We know Lamorne is a favourite guest of the pod and this will surely cement your love for him.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Scoot-do, blebby-de-blue, Scoot-de-blue, oh yeah! |
| 0:13.4 | If you're looking for the right flooring, you need choices. |
| 0:16.6 | Because in life you've got choices. |
| 0:18.2 | You take the good with the bad and there you have the golden life, the golden facts of life. |
| 0:25.5 | At Marshall Carpet One. |
| 0:37.3 | Come on, Zell. |
| 0:38.2 | Red Leather Yellow Leather. |
| 0:40.6 | Including Carpet Hardwood Rugs and Luxury Vinyl. |
| 0:45.4 | So make the right choice. |
| 0:46.6 | Don't do the wrong choice, do the right one. |
| 0:48.9 | And visit Marshall Carpet One and Rug Gallery. |
| 0:53.2 | Come for the rugs. |
| 0:54.3 | Stay for the vending machine and the back with an assortment of treats. |
| 0:58.3 | We've got Snickers bars, Twix bars, Almond Joy. |
| 1:02.2 | We've got peanuts, cashews, and wheat promise. |
| 1:10.6 | And wheat promise with more than 50 years as our family-owned business. |
| 1:15.0 | Family-owned, is it family-owned? |
| 1:18.2 | OK. |
| 1:20.6 | How's the coffee? |
| 1:21.8 | Fuck you. |
| 1:23.8 | You said suck my dick bitch, and now what you said to me? |
| 1:28.3 | All right, still, this coffee is, I'm not going to lie to you. |
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