Hello and welcome to The Luxury Podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, whatever your budget.

So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our lovely great big male sacks.

William, how has your week been?

It's been traumatic. Has it? Why? What's happened? Boiler issues.

Oh no. So for our top bedroom that we are colour drenching in red earth.

Turning it into a womb. Yep. That's happening next weekend, by the way. So I'll show you photos in a few weeks.

Lovely.

So we had a new radiator put in because it was a very sort of plain radiator, a very

unathetic. I can never say that word.

How did you say that word?

Aesthetic.

Aesthetic. Yes. It was a horrid. It was an ugly radiator.

So we got one of those nice sort of, they're not actually wrought iron, because they're more modern, but they're sort of the wrought iron. Nice. The old fashioned hospital or school ones. Exactly. And that was switched over, but, you know, the old one taken away, new one put in. I should just say that

the plumber has left the old radiator in our front garden. We look like Onslow's house at the

moment. We're taking it to the dip in only a matter of days. Surely if you leave it outside the

front, it will be taken. Well, that's what someone suggested. But then... By metal merchants.

Yeah. Do you have a rag and bone man where you are, ringing his bell? Isn't he an artist, don't you play him? Why would he be interested in? Do you not get a rag and bone man? No one's wrung their bell down my road. Oh yeah. I get the rag and bone man They lean out the window Their van ringing their bell

You run and find an old fridge

Oh well maybe I

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