Hello Ian, good afternoon rather than good morning this weekend.

Now, are you a bit exhausted because he had an early start this morning, didn't you?

So that you could.

Yeah, I did.

You looked very perky on that mar sofa, I have to say.

That's because the lovely Grace Blakely was next to me.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Sorry, you've been teasing me with your other women again. I've been betraying you.

Yet again. Last week it was Jane Garvey and Feetlover. This week it's Grace Beekley.

And next week it's Aisha Hazarika, isn't it? Are you doing Good Morning Britain next Friday?

No. No, I'm not doing it next Friday. I'm doing it with her. So that's three, four different women. People will start talking.

You are incorrigible. You're a player, mate. You're a player.

No, just a tart. Several people have suggested that maybe that Grace Blakely could come on the podcast

and it could be for the Blakely rather than for the many. Well, several people can fuck off because this is my podcast.

I haven't even got a holiday planned.

I tell you what, if I go away on holiday again,

you can have whoever you want.

All right.

All right, okay.

Yeah, I had to get up at half past five this morning because the Mar people rang on, when was it?

Wednesday or Thursday? I can't remember and they said could I come on and I've turned them down twice because contrary to popular belief I do actually turn

things down and say no from time to time the last two times once I'd agree to go on Sophie Ridge

and I thought well I'm not going to dump Sophie Ridge

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