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Where Politics Meets History

Applying the Gel

Where Politics Meets History

Global

Politics, History, News

4.51.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Iain and Jacqui review a week in which fewer people appear to have committed news. They speculate on the chances of Theresa May persuading Brussels to reopen the Brexit deal, as well as review the situation in Venezuela. Iain expresses his bemusement at where men are expected to apply a new contraceptive gel, and they both reveal their ‘running through a wheatfield’ moments – one rather naughtier than the other. Smut quota: Off the scale.

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0:00.0

We're walking in the air.

0:14.0

I thought we'd start on a high note if you get my drift.

0:18.0

You're too high from the sound of it.

0:22.5

I've emulated Bubba and been de-Bollocked this week, so I thought I could sing that.

0:31.5

Bubba's my dog in case people don't know that.

0:34.9

I was at a fantastic concert last night of sort of baroque music

0:39.6

and one of the singers was a countertenor who had the most amazing,

0:44.0

you know, high voice, but absolutely beautiful.

0:47.1

I think he still got all his bits, but um...

0:49.7

Did you say, come here, young man?

0:55.4

Let me just check. let me just cop a feel

0:57.2

as you do

0:59.2

at a baroque concert

1:01.7

yeah I do

1:03.2

I'm not really into classical music

1:05.1

but I do like a bit of

1:06.5

sort of Vivaldi and Corelli

1:09.3

and that sort of thing

1:10.2

well the second piece was a 23 piece mess sort of Vivaldi and Corelli and that sort of thing.

1:14.6

Well, the second piece was a 23 piece mass,

1:17.6

23 part, sorry, mass.

1:19.2

The type of thing that would have been,

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