Hello and welcome to hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan and I'm a list of Master Monaco.

Alyssa, you know the other week you talked about your dream of having a tambourine with ribbons?

Yes.

Yeah. I've discovered that my dream is to play two pianos at the same time.

Well singing.

Incredible.

These songs. I just attended my era's tour, which was the Tori Amos show in Los Angeles on Friday.

And I'm still messed up from it.

I'm emotionally.

That's deeply emotional like, oh you and deep.

Yeah. I took my inner teenager who was sitting alone in her room listening to From the Quirer Girl Hotel to a concert.

And we had a great time.

Uh, and I'm still sad about it.

This week we are joined by Julisa Arce and Naomi Ekperigan to take on the following questions.

Why did the Barbie movie get under so many men's skin?

Why on earth would you force OBGYNs from around the country to travel to Texas?

Why do birthdays cause existential crises?

And what washed up reality villain is hawking expensive air fresheners?

All this and more right now.

You're listening to hysteria, the podcast that understands the trauma of being in the front row of a college glee club concert

and having the corny soloist for in the still of the night make eye contact with you the entire time.

Okay. Have you had that happen to you?

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