Hello and welcome to hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa

Mastro Bonico. Alyssa, you've heard of Girl Dinner, right? Girl Dinner? Yeah. Oh my god.

Oh yes, I have. I have. I have. It's the little plate with like some nuts and some cheese

and a little bit of charcootery. What's in your Girl Dinner? My Girl Dinner would be like

peanut butter on salt teens with some jam. That's not too bad. It reminds like a tub of pickles

and three pieces of string cheese and some tortilla chips. That's it. Okay. Oh, you know what?

I would like a little some tortilla chips with a little bit of guacamole. That would be nice too.

Then I mean, if you got it in the fridge, this is these are things that are tub ready. That's not

like not a dinner for me. If I don't have something hot, it's like it's like you know what that

feels like. It feels like a fucking picnic. It's like it feels like you're sitting down and

you're having a picnic, which I mean, that's not dinner. Okay. Well, me and my tub of cottage cheese

beg to differ. Fuck a picnic. Yeah. Seriously. Fuck your picnic. This week we're joined by Juanita

Toliver to take on the following questions. Why can't Republicans resist trying to force

unpopular abortion bans on people who don't want them? What's the point of a third party without

a platform or a cohesive set of beliefs? Is Barbie a feminist, a menace, or a little bit of both?

And when it comes to invasive moth caterpillars, is a blowtorch the answer? All this and more right now.

All right. This is hysteria. The podcast for women's soccer fans. Alyssa, I am seeing a silver lining

to the double strike that's happening in Hollywood right now. Tell me. Okay. Well, besides the silver

lining of everybody picking up pitchforks and torches and marching to Bob Eiger's house and

burning it down like Ron Proman suggested. No, don't really burn down Bob Eiger's house. Did you

see that video of him? I did. Honestly, Ron Proman is like, he's on it. He's, he's, he's,

every day. I'm like, let's, let me see. And you know the weird thing? I literally search for him

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