4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
0:27.0 | A podcast with me, Nicole Byer, tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could take me on a vacation three hours away from our house. |
0:38.0 | Leave me there, have me walk home and I wouldn't be mad about it. |
0:42.0 | My guess today is one of the... |
0:50.0 | The face you just made on me. |
0:53.0 | My guess today is one of the funniest fucking people I know. |
0:58.0 | They are a writer, I'm starting to like live, they have a comedy central half hour. |
1:04.0 | You were part of the comedy lineup on Netflix and then Sam J, special just came out on Netflix. |
1:11.0 | It's called three in the morning. |
1:13.0 | It's Sam J! |
1:16.0 | Hey, what's up Nicole? |
1:19.0 | Not much. |
1:22.0 | I guess I'm good, but like I really miss the world the way it used to be, even though I know that it's not gonna go back to normal. |
1:30.0 | I feel like you live in though, I will see you on Instagram, you strip a poll, you skate in. |
1:37.0 | I feel like you're doing stuff, I feel like you're active, I feel like you're not just like, you know, chilling. |
1:42.0 | I can't just sit inside all day and do nothing. |
1:45.0 | That's good. |
1:46.0 | That would make me fucking crazy. |
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