America Scammed Us (w/ Dewayne Perkins)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2020
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and writer Dewayne Perkins (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Break with Michelle Wolf) joins Nicole to talk about getting back together with his ex, the importance of checking in with your partner, and how America has failed everyone. They also get into the systemic racism present in writers' rooms, and how to turn the thought of death into something positive.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.5 | A podcast where Mino Colpire tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could |
| 0:34.5 | take away all of my Crocs and not let me wear them ever again. |
| 0:38.5 | I would still date you. |
| 0:40.5 | Do I love Crocs? |
| 0:41.5 | Okay, my guess today is a writer for Brooklyn 99 was a writer on the break with Michelle |
| 0:45.5 | Wolf. |
| 0:46.5 | They bid on Chicago Fire. |
| 0:51.5 | What a treat. |
| 0:52.5 | It's a 2014 credit. |
| 0:55.5 | It's Dwayne Perkins. |
| 0:56.5 | What an awful intro. |
| 0:57.5 | It's like Chicago Fire when I played that shitty teacher. |
| 1:02.5 | I love 2014. |
| 1:03.5 | A great year. |
| 1:04.5 | It was a great year. |
| 1:05.5 | Chicago Fire. |
| 1:06.5 | What a treat. |
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