St George himself was Turkish, of course.

I think he was...

Yes, and didn't he pass through Malta

and take a bit of a stop over there too?

He never came to England.

But anyway, well, he wouldn't have let him in if he had.

Come on a boat.

He's a single man.

Um... um yeah we can all make mistakes i know but when you make a mistake with plumbing it's a very big mistake isn't it

welcome to the podcast can we say pinch punch first of the month i got a message this morning

you don't like the waffle do you you don't don't play waffle. No, what's that? Oh, it's the tile letter game. Oh, no, to my shame, I don't like any of those games. Do you know, I find it a fantastic little jump start. It's like putting a jump lead in your brain in the morning. Just get it over the line. Excuse me, Eve.

Sorry, Lord.

Is it a big weekend?

Anyway, they always accompany it with something.

And today, welcome to another week here on Planet Earth.

It's Monday the 1st of September, which is, of course, Ginger Cat Appreciation Day.

Oh, brilliant. It's also the anniversary of the death on this

day in history, because we were talking about popes last week of the only English-born Pope. He died on

this day. I read in the Times this morning. Well, that's more logical, just back to the ginger cat day

for a sec, because who decides it's ginger cat

appreciation day? I mean, you can, you know, when you used to log on in the morning, did

you ever get the PR week roundup where it would be international T-bar Shoe Day? And that was always

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