You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird. You made it weird. With Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? This is Lachlan Patterson, who every single time I see this dude perform. I'm like, we got to do a podcast. And we did. And this is the one you're listening to. I'm so glad he picked it. Lockland is hilarious. He's one of a kind. He's unique. He's dry. He's clean. He's funny. I love him. He's clean. Is he always clean? I don't know if he's always clean.

But when I see him, he's usually pretty clean, which I enjoy. Anyway, he opens for Nate. Well, that makes me think he's probably clean. Nate Bargatsy. He's also in Last Comic Standing. He's also just a wonderful comedian. We're going to listen to a little bit of a stand-up right here up top, just to give you a little taste,

and then we'll get into the episode.

So here is Lockland, Patterson, stand-up, comedy. Roll that

beautiful bean footage. If you love a woman, you should tell her, you love her. Don't hold that back.

But just so you know, once you tell a woman you love her, you've got to keep saying it.

Because they forget.

It's the only thing they forget.

They will remember everything else.

I can promise you that.

They will...

I only had to tell her I love shrimp one time. That was...

Never brought it up again.

Never woke me up in the middle of the night.

Do you love shrimp? What?

What are you talking about?

Of course I love shrimp.

Told you when I met you, I love shrimp. What the hell's wrong with you?

Well, it's just that lately it doesn't feel like you love shrimp.

What?

I'll always love shrimp.

It would be nice if you said it more often.

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