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Music I'm going to be a lot. Wow! Okay, you can go now.

All right.

All right.

Let's get into the jokes.

Four former Biden aides have agreed to testify at the investigation of a cover-up of his mental decline.

Upon hearing this, Biden said,

first you tell me I have dementia and now I have AIDS.

I've cried nothing.

Nothing like a good AIDS joke to lead off the show.

Republicans beat the Democrats

in the congressional baseball game

by a score of 13 to 2.

And for once, the Dems didn't even shoot anybody.

The game was almost canceled when Congresswoman Rashida Taleb suggested they play shirts against skins.

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