Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another exciting episode of Alice and Rosen, is your

new best friend? I am very excited to welcome my guest to the show. He is a comedian, he's a voice actor,

he's a podcaster, he's looking for a home in the suburbs, please put your hands together for Kyle

Kanain. Hello. Really dig that intro. I like that catchy intro. We are, I haven't even introduced Tony

yet, my producer, and already my four year old has entered. Owen, why don't you come say hi very

quickly and then you need to go back in the house. This is the earliest it's ever happened. Come here, say hi, I know. Okay, he's wearing a bathrobe and he has a pacifier. This is Owen here. I'm going to lift you up for a second, even though

my six year old would say you're encouraging him. Well, make him slate. Say hi, I will. Oh yeah. Can you say I'm Owen and I don't know how tall how many inches tall you are, but you live in Burbank.

Okay. I don't know if you're going to get the partner. Oh boy. As a casting director, I look as a combative attitude. Yeah. He's got a strong point of view, you know. Maybe we should just take a quick break. We'll take a quick break and we'll be back in a minute. And we're back. I am a mom, but I feel like

the fact that I want mom is encroaching on my podcast more and more. And by that, I just mean like my children are making themselves known more and more. Yeah, like encroaching in the most literal way that

I like that you clarified that your mom and it's not just loose children walking into random doors in the snow. Yes, no, that's better. Yeah, I don't know who's kid that. I know. Although isn't that like a very 70s TV thing like, oh, look, it's the neighbor who's just shown up here to have breakfast with us.

Oh, no, like 76 cops. I feel like did that a lot of 70s and 80s had like a drop by, but I was I was a drop by we were don't drop by kids. You were you grew up in Addison Illinois. Yeah, yeah. So grew up in a suburbs like kind of like like you just go to your friend's house and

some houses were like knock and some houses were just walking. Yeah. I remember after college, I moved back to Costa, Made, Cygrap, and Orange County.

But I did live in New York for years. So don't think I'm just an Orange County person. Okay, and I was born in Oakland. So like don't paint me with that brush. Anyway,

some neighbors that we were friendly with came over and one of them said, we were all hanging out like my roommates me them. And I think one of them was like, so are you guys like a drop by or call first.

Yeah, yeah, that you're vibe. And I'm like, I think call first and I never felt more like I seemed like someone with a stick up my ass.

Then that moment where I said, I prefer a call first. I think everybody if they're being honest with her. I don't want somebody to come into my house. I know, but you're not supposed to be honest. Like I think the whole thing. Look, as someone who's had a stick up my ass for many years, the whole thing is you're supposed to pretend you don't.

Is that well isn't that the East Coast versus West Coast like West Coast is kind but not nice. Oh, yes, nice but not kind and East Coast is kind but not nice.

Like, right. East Coast will do you do a favor for you also telling you what a pain in the S. Y. R. for needing a favor. Yes, or somebody in the West Coast will promise you, oh, I would love to help you and then never call you.

Yes, I think that that was like a meme or a thing going around. They were saying that but it hits. Yes, on the tracks. East Coast, if you say you're cold, someone will take off their sweater and give it to you. Yeah. Yeah, and on the West Coast, they just they just cut you off in traffic.

And see your husband. I've well, I didn't I have an encounter the second part of that, but I have had to calibrate my expectations and a rental car here. Just leave in the airport. Yes, I'm like, I'm honking everybody. I'm like, I'm gonna get shot.

I've been over like 12 hours. I'm gonna get shot through my windshield. So like, well, they do that here. Honk or sheep. Yes. I've I have never been killed on the road. Are you road rager? No. No, I'm bad. I'm actually hello Tony. Hi. Welcome to the show.

Thank you. Were you a drop by kid? No, I don't think so. Yeah, I'm not that's not my style. What is your style? Yeah, I'm just gonna let somebody know or ask, you know, not just gonna assume I can come over. Right.

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