Jackie's Butt, Alison's Field Trip, Pathological Liars Who Do Improv
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Jackie Johnson and Todd Cooper make their triumphant returns to the show! Does Todd know what "snatched" means? We all learn a little something. Tony falls asleep laughing about something Elliot once said, Jackie gets real about childbirth and I went on a field trip. Plus, improv is teaching people to lie and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, life in pod cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen as your new best friend show. |
| 0:08.0 | Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest. |
| 0:09.8 | He's a musician, lumberman and Christmas aficionado. |
| 0:12.9 | It's Todd Cooper. |
| 0:14.4 | And she's an actress, comedian and favorite target of the dastardly fruit burglars community. |
| 0:19.4 | It's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:21.2 | Tone Zone is here to propose an easy solution to the debt limit standoff. |
| 0:24.8 | Just knocked a couple trillion off the road budget. |
| 0:27.4 | Our husband Daniel is saying hop on board the love bus and tell you low to your new best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 0:33.6 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:36.6 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:39.6 | Allison, Allison, with a good time's never end. |
| 0:45.2 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:56.2 | Hello, my little profiteroles. |
| 0:57.5 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen as your new best friend. |
| 1:01.1 | That particular Carbo hydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:04.4 | Patreon. |
| 1:05.2 | My Tiffany Fuller. |
| 1:06.4 | And there was some question about what Profiteroles are. |
| 1:08.9 | And then there was some explanation. |
| 1:10.1 | And that is the kind of supportive community I like to see. |
| 1:13.0 | They're like small cream puffs, sometimes dipped in chocolate. |
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