KVJ Cuts- Whacked Out News (06-12-25)

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🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Crazy Stories From All Over The Globe... But Mainly Florida

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0:00.0	So what
0:02.0	There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby
0:06.0	It's the Wackout News
0:07.0	People breaking the law
0:09.0	Ha ha, fighting in the nude
0:11.0	drunk people pooping in the street
0:13.0	Ha ha it's the Wacked out news
0:15.0	So many people on meth
0:18.0	Ow
0:19.0	So what exactly is Florida man up to today?
0:26.6	Well, there's a 70-year-old Florida man named Patrick Mitchell who got arrested in Lady Lake for allegedly urinating on two pallets of spam and Vienna sausages at a Sam's Club outlet.
0:40.8	Ugh.
0:41.8	Ew.
0:42.8	Why?
0:43.8	First of all, why are you buying that?
0:44.8	It's the grossest meats.
0:46.8	Right.
0:47.8	How do you make it gross?
0:48.8	You let a 70-year-old urinate all over it.
0:50.8	Yeah, a witness reported the incident to store employees leading Mitchell's identification through surveillance footage and membership records.
0:58.2	That was $10,500 in spam in Vienna sausages. Can you imagine how much that was that they had to throw all that away?
1:05.6	They threw it away. They didn't just rinse it off. No, they did not. They said it had to be discarded.
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