All right, is this a makeup or a breakup? If you're in this relationship, you can give it another chance, or you're going to bounce?

They're a little upset because their girlfriend, they say, is costing them money and sanity.

Well, welcome to every straight guy's life.

When's that not going to happen?

Duh.

Yeah, so it says in the email they sent to us, I've been dating my girlfriend for eight months and I love

her, but she is a huge clutz and is leaving a trail of destruction in her wake.

Aw, you can't be mad at her for being klutzy. So far, she shattered three TVs, dropped my

PlayStation down the stairs, spilled red wine on a white couch, and ran over my bike after

laying it down behind her car.

Now, the thing that kind of gets me is I am frustrated because it is costing me thousands of

dollars, but she just laughs it off like, oh, like it's so cute. But I am bleeding money and sanity.

I've tried to have a more serious discussion with her, which brought her to tears. She's very

sensitive. She's very sensitive.

She says it's just who she is.

Is being clumsy a valid reason to break up with somebody?

I'm in trouble then.

Yeah.

I mean, all those things that you named just sound like May for Jay Bird.

I mean, I'm not even, yesterday I walked into a wall.

Didn't even see the wall. Right there. I mean, I'm not even, yesterday I walked into a wall. Didn't even see the wall.

Right there.

...