Wow.

There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby.

It's the Wackout News.

People breaking the law.

Ha, ha, fighting in the nude.

Had drunk people proven in the street.

Ha, ha.

It's the Wacked out news.

So many people on meth.

Ow!

Well, our dumb dumb of the day is from right here in old Hialeah.

Poor form for a 26-year-old Dean Young who drove up and noticed a landscaping van parked along

a street in Hialeah last week.

He got out of his vehicle, ran up to it, and climbed in the back, and then somehow got locked inside.

It sounds like the landscaper maybe came back to lock the van before he started working,

and then Dean realized that he was all trapped and then started freaking out.

So he started to scream for help, and he was banging on the door saying that he couldn't breathe.

Somebody then called the cops and they got old Dean out.

The landscaper didn't want to unlock the van until the police got there because there was sharp tools inside, including machetes.

Yeah, you probably want to keep that guy in there.

That was probably the right move on that.

So he did stay there, locked up.

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