A support group for barely functioning adults. It's the Dave and Mahoney show. You know I dated a phone sex operator? Did she know that you were dating? They would have to go into like a call center, cubicles and stuff like that. Can you imagine having phone sex with some lonely guy while you're sitting in a cubicle? Do you think that it would make you more competitive? Did you have to ding the bell? Yeah, I got one. He's done.

Oh my gosh.

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So what about this random strong opinion?

They said go ahead and take your social media break.

You don't have to announce that nobody cares and nobody's going to

notice when you make your inevitable return two days later it really is something else i'm taking a break

do people still do that yes they do they they really do and it you go how do you not know it's it's the

wrong move especially when you do come back in two days. I don't think anyone cares.

This person said, if you're going to slide into my DMs,

obviously looking for some sneaky, naughty time,

at least have the wits to change your profile pick to something that doesn't also include your wife and young kid in it.

Yeah, sleazy.

That is sleazy and careless.

Big dummy.

Now, this is an interesting thought.

I don't know if you do this in your chip game.

I've heard the whole thing when it comes to eating a burger,

you flip it and you eat it upside down.

They're saying when you open a bag of chips, you always flip it the last minute from where it's been sitting because that way

you get the most flavor some chips right away. I will try that out. I'd never heard of that chip

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