There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby.

It's the Wackout News.

People breaking the law.

Ha, ha, fighting in the nude.

Had drunk people proven in the street.

Ha, ha.

It's the Wacked out news.

So many people are mess.

Ow!

Got one of our first great Florida man stories of the new year.

And, of course, it happens in Polk County.

The deputies there approached a man who was parked at a construction site.

And when they walked up, they found him only wearing a red lace bra,

a G-string, and he had on prosthetic silicone breasts. What's hot? But what was really criminal,

not just weird, was the fact that he had a loaded gun hidden underneath the fake breasts.

Oh.

What 39-year-old Matthew Zacharino was planning on doing?

I have no idea.

But he claimed he was on his way to a costume party, but he wouldn't explain any further when they asked him.

Why the gun, bro?

Exactly.

Sheriff Grady Judd doesn't put up with that kind of stuff.

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